These facts are so unreal that they couldn't possibly be true: 1. 69% of all Americans can't read on a 5th grade level. 2. Eating fried chicken can make you impotent. 3. Everybody votes Democratic at least four times in their lifetime. 4. 57% of all girls in Texas loose their virginity by riding horses. 5. San Diego was once the capital city of Tennessee. 6. Turnip trees produce turnips only three times before they die. 7. Coal that has been struck by lightening will not burn. 8. Windmills will only produce electricity if they are turning counter clockwise. 9. Rats will only breed upside down. 10. A rooster onboard the space shuttle will not crow. Sorry. No link available.