real bad taste jokes

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    what does obama stand for?


    one big ass mistake america





    okay this one is just plain offensive but funny....


    what does obama keep in his shoes?






    ****** toes
     
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    Got this one in an email titled "the gay terrorist".


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    A local comedian was booed off the stage at a local nightclub, after he tried making a 9/11 joke.

    In NY. Seriously. The owner gave out refunds.
     
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    Know why the cavemen knocked their women in the head and dragged them home by their hair?













    If they had dragged them by their feet they would have filled up with mud.



    hey the thread title was real bad taste jokes, I;m just trying to fit in, ok.
     
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    That would Brazil nuts (politically correct)
     
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    after posting that joke...i wondered if people would get the reference.
     
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    What's the difference between a blond and an oven ?




    The oven never farts when you pull your meat out.
     
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    Not the young whippersnappers I'd presume..
     
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    My grandfather was deathly allergic to ****** toes.
    His windpipe would swell shut if he ate them.
     
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    Lawyer visits his client in prison and says. "Well Jim, there's good news and there's bad news. Jim says. "Give me the bad first." lawyer says. "The bad news is that DNA tests prove that it's your blood at the murder scene."
    Jim says. "Fuck! ok, what's the good news?"
    Lawyer says. "Your cholesterol level is down to 4.2"
     
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