Where's the thread about Reagan on the fifty dollar bill? And is it true that this is the only currency accepted by Iranian arms dealers? If I spent Reagan fifties in Tehran, could I later claim I forgot all about it? Can I redeem my Reagan fifties for a nutritious school lunch complete with my daily serving of vegetables like ketchup? Will the Reagan fifties be made out of pollution causing trees? If I'm an unemployed steel worker, can I redeem my Reagan fifties for anything like money, or will the song remain the same?