OK. so newspapers are actually being published using paper and ink these days.
But what are the major ones and who is reading them?
The Wall Street Journal
Read by the people who run the country.
The Washington Post
Read by people who think they run the country.
The New York Times
Read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
USA Today i
Read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times
Read by people who wouldn't mind running the country- - if they could find the time- - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
The Boston Globe
Read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
The New York Daily News
Read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post
Read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The Miami HeraldR
ead by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
The San Francisco Chronicle
Read by people who aren't sure there Is a country. .. or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
The National Enquirer
Read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
But what are the major ones and who is reading them?
The Wall Street Journal
Read by the people who run the country.
The Washington Post
Read by people who think they run the country.
The New York Times
Read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
USA Today i
Read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times
Read by people who wouldn't mind running the country- - if they could find the time- - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
The Boston Globe
Read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
The New York Daily News
Read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post
Read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The Miami HeraldR
ead by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
The San Francisco Chronicle
Read by people who aren't sure there Is a country. .. or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
The National Enquirer
Read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
