Read this and thought of you, Pale!

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    A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

    The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

    The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

    The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

    The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

    The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "

    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

    The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

    The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....Like a Rock!" And gives a wink!

    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

    The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "'Why Secret?"

    The cowboy says,

    "Because it's "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!"
     
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    That joke reminds me of something that happened back in my college days....

    My room mates and I had a party at our apartment one night and one of my room mates met a girl from the other college in town (there were two, we went to the tech school and the girl was from the liberal arts school).... anyway... the two of them hit it off and decided to go on a date the following weekend....

    So the big night arrives and my room mate goes on his big date....

    The next morning, I'm eating breakfast and my room mate comes out of his bedroom....

    So I ask... "so how was your date with so and so?"

    "Not too good..."

    "Gee... what happened?"

    So then he tells me the story... everything was going OK, they went to dinner, went to a bar and had some drinks, then she suggested a great bar that she liked going to... so they go...

    After they've been there a while, his date's friend sees her and comes over... the two of them talk... and my room mate gets the impression that the friend is decidedly, very, gay...

    After her friend leaves, he says, "so your friend is kind of.... gay, isn't he?" ... she answers "well, yes, why should that surprise you? After all this is a GAY BAR!!!!"

    My room mate was thunder struck, " you mean you took me to a gay bar for our date?!?!??"

    "Sure" she said, "I always come here!!!"

    Well, the date sort of ended at that point and needless to say he never went out with her again...
     
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    oh, c'mon, he didn't pull a 'Stifler' and dance for 'em?

    Even more funny, my GRANDPA sent that joke to me.
     

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