Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each of his arms. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies "These are not mere pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, Sir."