RANDOM Thoughts.

[Big Black Dog]

All of my thoughts are random - some are very random.

 

[Amelia]

On What's My Line?, one of the panelists introduced Bennett Cerf by saying, "If I had to pick a man at Random, it would be Bennett Cerf".

That was funny ... at the time.

 

[del]

On What's My Line?, one of the panelists introduced Bennett Cerf by saying, "If I had to pick a man at Random, it would be Bennett Cerf".

That was funny ... at the time.

it's good to know you're there to fulfill our requirements for fifty year old humor.

i can't think of anyone better equipped to handle this vital function.

 

[Amelia]

I can do 80 year old humor too.

 

[Amelia]

Have you ever thought about starting a life of crime?

 

[Amelia]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[Amelia]

What do people see in Brad Pitt?

 

[del]

Have you ever thought about starting a life of crime?

you could be very successful as an internet mime, i'd wager.

 

[Amelia]

Free range animal crackers are more expensive, but it's worth the extra cost.

 

[Samson]

There ought to be some sort of Godwin's Law citation for the point at which goofball threads suddenly turn to the subject of Ravi.

Since this one only took six posts, I therefore rate it with Six Zees. ZZZzzz

Val equates Ravi with Hitler, now.

Wow.

Just wow.

I smell something.

The thread's been contaminated with radioactive tuna.

 

[Mr.Nick]

I don't like my brothers......

I'm consistently taken advantage of....

I extremely disapprove of Obama...

I want to go fishing.

I want a GTO...

I'm wondering why I'm telling you all this.

I want to play monopoly at pogo.

 

[Ravi]

Never go full retard. Oops, too late for the OP.

 

[Liability]

reading for comprehension is your friend, slick

Honesty appears not to be yours, slimester.

daveman would be proud

Ravi is proud of you.

 

[Liability]

do you know what mention means, fuckwit?

let me help you out...



this is excellent.

the humor potential is almost as high as when you defended that doucheweasel daveman.

carry on, herr reichsminister

Ah. So your clever rhetorical point, enema nozzle breath, is that she didn't use the WORD "Hitler."

Nice quibble.

yeah, silly me.

thinking that when you say "mentioned hitler" you mean mentioned hitler.

yes. Silly you. the image of the cat wasn't clear as to what I was referencing.

Your petty quibble is still a quibble no matter how you try to package it, del.

 

[Liability]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[Liability]

There ought to be some sort of Godwin's Law citation for the point at which goofball threads suddenly turn to the subject of Ravi.

Since this one only took six posts, I therefore rate it with Six Zees. ZZZzzz

Val equates Ravi with Hitler, now.

Wow.

Just wow.

That's not even mentioning Liarbilly's failed use of the word EQUATE.

But Liability didn't fail when he properly used the word equate.

 

[del]

Ah. So your clever rhetorical point, enema nozzle breath, is that she didn't use the WORD "Hitler."

Nice quibble.

yeah, silly me.

thinking that when you say "mentioned hitler" you mean mentioned hitler.

yes. Silly you. the image of the cat wasn't clear as to what I was referencing.

Your petty quibble is still a quibble no matter how you try to package it, del.

of course it is, because you said so.

i have to give you credit, when you fail, you don't go half measures.

 

[del]

Val equates Ravi with Hitler, now.

Wow.

Just wow.

That's not even mentioning Liarbilly's failed use of the word EQUATE.

But Liability didn't fail when he properly used the word equate.

fail doesn't even begin to cover it.

 

[Liability]

yeah, silly me.

thinking that when you say "mentioned hitler" you mean mentioned hitler.

yes. Silly you. the image of the cat wasn't clear as to what I was referencing.

Your petty quibble is still a quibble no matter how you try to package it, del.

of course it is, because you said so.

i have to give you credit, when you fail, you don't go half measures.

When you make your predictable false claims of "fail," they are always predictable and false.

So at least tautology is on your side.

Reality isn't.

 

[Liability]

That's not even mentioning Liarbilly's failed use of the word EQUATE.

But Liability didn't fail when he properly used the word equate.

fail doesn't even begin to cover it.

The wrong words and val the chimp's false claims never do cover much of anything.