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[random3434]

A $29 dollar pair of underwear?

 

[xotoxi]

A $29 dollar pair of underwear?

Why is underwear called "a pair"?

 

[Liability]

A $29 dollar pair of underwear?

Why is underwear called "a pair"?

Pantaloon. It is a garment that instead of covering the legs in one piece, individually covers each leg separately.

The short form is pants. That word is what Wiki and the Romans would call "plurale tantum. " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plurale_tantum

So, underpants (also known as underwear) is also a plurale tantum.

Like "scissors," "clothes" and "trousers."

(I looked this shit up just now on Wiki, by the way. I studied Latin but never had heard of plurale tantum before this.)

Words are like all cool and shit!

 

[random3434]

Bra has 3 letters but only fits two boobs.

 

[Big Black Dog]

If you can pick your nose and if you can pick your friends, can you pick your friend's nose?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Mr Potatoe head can

 

[Liability]

If you can pick your nose and if you can pick your friends, can you pick your friend's nose?

Dante got a busted pinky when he got punched in the nose.

True story.

 

[Madeline]

The dog barks at midnight, the cat.

 

[Conspiracist]

Random.... about 1,000 times per day. Gettin older now so I've cut back a bit. Thoughts of food has taken the place of the other 500 times.

 

[JWBooth]

Finally, a real reason not to like that Osama sumbitch. He's a yankee fan.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAX_YMFcXDs&feature=related]YouTube - Zappa Dweezil - Hendrix's Guitar[/ame]

 

[masquerade]

I just got off the phone from rescheduling my dentist appointment.
Hell, I'd rather visit my GYN once a month for the rest of my life than go to the dentist.

 

[Conspiracist]

Finally, a real reason not to like that Osama sumbitch. He's a yankee fan.

Fuckin' knew it.

 

[Madeline]

 

[PixieStix]

I don't have random thoughts? I never randomly do anything

Oh wait, was that random? I did randomly pick this thread to post in, but was it really random?

 

[Madeline]

Random numbers created out of nothing - tech - 30 September 2010 - New Scientist

 

[Liability]

a million monkeys ... something or other.

 

[Liability]

The keyword add on for this thread is a hint at which mod or admin might be the culprit behind the alleged witticisms.

 

[Madeline]

This thread hurts mah lil pea brain!