RANDOM THOUGHTS for USMB Patrons.

[Ringel05]

I like this one better.........

Oh and the top half of the ensemble.

 

[Madeline]

 

[Ringel05]

Random thought... If I transplant a nose hair to the end of my penis, after I pee, would it go "sniff" like you can sniff through your nose or will I still have to shake it?

If nothing else you can call it a French tickler.......

 

[Ringel05]

Remove before flight?

 

[random3434]

 

[Zoom-boing]

YouTube - Tiddy Commercial Fail

I srsly want one of these.

 

[California Girl]

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate

I have that on a t-shirt.

 

[California Girl]

What would happen if you said 'no' to the promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

 

[Jeremy]

 

[California Girl]

I like the way you think, EZ. Care to share your thoughts?

 

[random3434]

I like the way you think, EZ. Care to share your thoughts?

Bada Bing Bada Boom.

 

[Liability]

Heath Ledger deserved his Oscar for his role as the Joker in The Dark Knight.

Does anyone else think that he will come back to reprise that role in a future Batman movie!?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Bladerunner is the best scifi movie evah!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0qU74FcYzk]YouTube - Aikido Demonstration - Tanto[/ame]

 

[Cal]

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

More - GoodQuotes.com - Funny and Inspirational Quotes

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The MiniRaise or reraise is either a clueless nOOb or AA and nothing in between

 

[Zoom-boing]

Baking cookies and sampling the dough at 4:30 spoils your appetite for dinner.

 

[Liability]

Why is it that, usually, your own farts aren't as offensive to your nose as the farts of other folks?

Did we REALLY have to go the "farts" route?

Really?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Dwight Schrute's head cracks me up.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

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