Random Movie & TV Quotes

[Bonzi]

Happy Gilmore

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[IsaacNewton]

"Oh, I'm into bedazzling too".
"And you admit that?"
"Yeah I'm a, I used to be into bedazzling."


It's a 30 second show on tv. Mostly reruns.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

Zombieland.

 

[IsaacNewton]

"What's in the box!?"

Seven.

 

[OldLady]

Now you hush with that disrespect. He's your president.

 

[Bonzi]

 

[IsaacNewton]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

 

[IsaacNewton]

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin -

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

"I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes." – Forgetting Sarah Marshall – Surfer Instructor

 

[Bonzi]

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

 

[Bonzi]

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Where's the beef!

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[Gracie]

Just one ping, Vasili!

 

[baileyn45]

Nothing is over until we say it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 

[Bonzi]

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