Random Movie Quotes

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hGvQtumNAY]YouTube - You Can't Handle The Truth[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED4VL7W6VdQ]YouTube - The Big Lebowski's Funniest Moments: Dude and Walter[/ame]
 
.from little big man


Jack Crabb: Grandfather, I have a white wife.

Old Lodge Skins: You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard.

Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.

Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?

Jack Crabb: Well sure, Grandfather.

Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all
 
Hello... my name is Inago Montoya... you killed my father... prepare to die. -- The Princess Bride

Westley: So you mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try and kill each other like civilized people?- The Princess Bride
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-UYH1udtbo]YouTube - Bruce Willis & Justin Long Die Hard Uncensored!!![/ame]
 
Chevy Chase: Tell me... Was your father a famous actor or professional athlete or dignitary?

Sam: Well he was a boxer, but he wasn't very good.

Chevy Chase: Well no heart there...

- Dirty Work
 
Chuck: Kareem! Kareem! Kareem! Kareem Abdul! Kareem Abdul!

Lyle: Abdul Jabbar!

Chuck: Abdul Jabbar!

-Ishtar
 
El Guapo: Jeffe! joo do not uhn-der-stand wee men! A byoo tee fool woo men eez like thee peh tals uv a flower.
When thee time eez right. It opens eetself up to joo.

Jeffe: So when do joo think she will O-PEN up her flower to joo?

El Guapo: Tonight..... Or I will KILL HER!

- THREE AMIGOS
 

Forum List

Back
Top