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    Quote of the day:

    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
     
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    This was too important to put in the quotes thread that we already have?

    Hmmm.
     
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    Sorry, I didn't know we already have a "quotes thread"........my bad.

    Hmmmmmm.
     
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    @CG

    Ahhh...I did a "quotes thread search" and I do see there are 2.
    One was started May 19 and the other was started May 21, by 2 different people.
    Did you gripe at the second person when they started another quotes thread, after seeing the first one had just begun 2 days prior??

    Hmmmmm, probably not.
     
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    If you give her a credit card, she will make you some bills.
     
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    If you give her an inch and call it six,
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    I like when I give her an orgasm and she turns it into a dozen or more.
     
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