~Quote Of The Day~

[Dabs]

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

 

[California Girl]

This was too important to put in the quotes thread that we already have?

Hmmm.

 

[Dabs]

Sorry, I didn't know we already have a "quotes thread"........my bad.

Hmmmmmm.

 

[Dabs]

@CG

Ahhh...I did a "quotes thread search" and I do see there are 2.
One was started May 19 and the other was started May 21, by 2 different people.
Did you gripe at the second person when they started another quotes thread, after seeing the first one had just begun 2 days prior??

Hmmmmm, probably not.

 

[Big Black Dog]

If you give her a credit card, she will make you some bills.

 

[Amelia]

"There seems to be no crime too low for these penguins." -- Dr. George Murray Levick, circa 1915

 

[asaratis]

If you give her an inch and call it six,
she'll laugh at your calling your penis a dick!

 

[alan1]

I like when I give her an orgasm and she turns it into a dozen or more.