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    What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

    "Make me one with everything."

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    Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Change?
     
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    Q: What's the similarity between Jacko and caviar?

    A: They both come on little crackers.
     
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    Q. What was the first argument Adam and Eve had.

    A. Who got to wear the plants in the family.
     
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