I've got a couple questions for Canadians or those who are knowledgeable about Canada (Canada haters need not apply) 1. What do you call us? Yankees? Or Americans? Does it bother you that we call ourselves "Americans" when technically, you guys, and the Mexicans, and everyone in South America, are also "Americans" ? 2. OK, this is going to be confusing to ask. Alright, we've got two sports, and here we call them "football" and "soccer". In Britain and just about everywhere else, they call them "American football" and "football", respectively. Now, in Canada, you've got what we call "soccer", and a game that very closely resembles what we call "football" that we call "Canadian football" Now, for the three sports that we down here call "soccer", "football", and "Canadian football", what do you call those things? Is is "soccer", "American football", and "football"? Or is it "football", "American football", and "Canadian American football" ???