Questionable sentiments

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    Some not-too-complimentary expressions of affection


    "I'd climb the highest mountain for you, but I do get nosebleeds."

    "Of course I love you .... some restrictions apply, dealer prep and destination charges extra, limited time offer, available only to U.S. residents, non-refundable deposit required, includes rebate, findings not verified by independent council, trade-in contribution may affect APR and total amount financed."

    "My love for you is innumerable, like the hairs on my butt."

    "Your nose glimmers like a blade of grass in the morning sun."

    "Girl, I miss you like the biscuit misses the gravy."

    "Your eyes are like deep flowing streams of algae."

    "I love you so much that I can't hold my bladder."

    "Baby, you are the Cheezwiz on my potato."

    "Oooh, those eyes, those lips, those chins!"

    "You're #1 on my top ten list"
     
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    "You're #1 on my top ten list"

    :clap1: :rotflmao:
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: Sounds jus like an Alabama Romeo!
     
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    Now that's some serious missing right there! :D
     
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    Somehow these poetic lines just never worked for me. I married an Alabama girl. Actually, I tricked her into marrying me by telling her I was pregnant.

    :p:
     
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    OH Man!!!!! The boy has a DEATH WISH!!!!!!!

    Hurry...the mens' prayer!!!
    ;)
     
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    NICE! :) Contrats on 1008 :D
     
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    Thank you, thank you.

    Do I get a pay raise?

    :banana:
     
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    Suuuure. What's nothin plus nothin?
     
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    No, an Alabama Romeo spraypaints your name on an overpass, in John Deere green. That's true love there. Say it with Krylon.
     

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