Punchline only, add your favorite

[Mr.Fitnah]

Potatoes

 

[asterism]

Bartender: What is this, some kind of fucking joke?

 

[Jos]

Boom-Boom

 

[Shadow]

A polar bear with a seal in both hands.

 

[dilloduck]

Weeeeeeeee !!

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

death by ru ru!!!!

 

[Shadow]

I rang the door bell didn't I ?

 

[Shadow]

I'm just glad it didn't bark!

 

[dilloduck]

You're Thor ? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith.

 

[boedicca]

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[Shadow]

I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub.

 

[Mr Natural]

"You gonna eat that?"

 

[Shadow]

Always check for squirrels

 

[California Girl]

I have no secrets from a cow.

 

[Liability]

Ok. Now you're fucked!

 

[Mad Scientist]

"Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!"

 

[Wry Catcher]

"Oh, I'm so sorry...I thought that was a clitorical question".

 

[Liability]

Answer: "The President of the United States."

 

[Bootneck]

Keep your eyes peeled!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Who's who of French combat heroes.