PSA: Home Depot Scam-Watch Out!!!

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    A 'heads up' for you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
    friends..

    Here's how the scam works: As you come out of Home Depot, two seriously good-looking 22-23 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat.
    On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also October 1st & 2nd, twice on the 3rd, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be
    careful.

    P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to
    Home Depot.
     
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    Damn, Del...you're a freaking retard! :rofl:
     
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    i'm a happy retard, though, and i did need to lose the weight.
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    You should try Lowes. The women are better looking and you don't have to get a penicillin shot afterwards.
     
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    this joke is older than you are
     
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    nothing is older than i are. :lol:
     
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    i am
     
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    I liked it. :lol:
     
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    Bada bing.
     
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    Hmm, excuse me for a while, I'm headed for Home Depot. Catch ya later.

    Immie
     
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