MSNBC's Keith bubbleringidiot reports NOBODY attended an event Saturday to protest dear leader. 'Nobody could be unhappy under the messiah's enlightened leadership' a gushing Nancy pelosi commented while speeding to an emergency botox appointment. 'My leg vibrated quite severly saturday' Chris Mattews stated as proof nobody showed up. White house spokesman Gibbs remarked 'what is a protest? I don't understand that word' between spoonfuls of the green jello he was eating. Keith went on to say that if anyone did oppose dear leader, they would be his 'worst person in the world' for the next three days. Rachel Maddow added that 'I don't like religious people.'