Arm teachers ? Bla! Bunch of union wusses who will head for the hills like the Florida cops . Take matters into your own hands . The answer is simple ! Handgun vending machines ! The ultimate in 2nd Amendment freedom. School under fire? Swipe your lunch card and our falls a semi automatic freedom fighter. The funny thing is that I’m being sarcastic , but there are gun nuts here who think guns should be that easy to get .