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Bootneck

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Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties
And had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister
noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things,
a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had
the flu All winter.'
 
80 year old bessie has never been with a man and never got married.
One day she was having some female issues so she headed to the gyno.
Upon examination the doctor informed her that she had an STD.
She was aghast ! She told the doctor about never being married or even being with anyone, man or woman.
Puzzled, the doc put her back in the straps and got a light and magnifier and declared. Maam. Your cherry is so old it has fruit flies !
 

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