Proper Protocol

[Coyote]

If a man offers you his cheeto....what's the proper protocol?

 

[Phoenix]

but...the whips....


What am I going to do with them?

What's my little kumquat been doing these days, other than pining for me?

 

[alan1]

Only when someone's playing with my cheetos....

Uhmm, in case you didn't notice, I'm playing with my own cheeto.

Well...your hands are on it...but there is a distinct lack of cheetobility there....

in fact...I question whether it's yours in the first place and not some cheesy contrivance

I have lots of cheetobility, thank you very much.

 

[Coyote]

but...the whips....


What am I going to do with them?

What's my little kumquat been doing these days, other than pining for me?

He's been scarce...I think you scared him off..I know it wasn't the whips!

 

[Phoenix]

He's been scarce...I think you scared him off..I know it wasn't the whips!

Ah, he's always been a skittish one.

*sigh*

Ready to go kumquat hunting again, Coyote?

 

[Phoenix]

If a man offers you his cheeto....what's the proper protocol?

Depends on whether or not you are interested in the aforementioned cheeto.

 

[Coyote]

Uhmm, in case you didn't notice, I'm playing with my own cheeto.

Well...your hands are on it...but there is a distinct lack of cheetobility there....

in fact...I question whether it's yours in the first place and not some cheesy contrivance

I have lots of cheetobility, thank you very much.

According to Factcheck.org....it's faux....a processed cheesefood product with a stiff application of flourescent orange dust designed to cleverly disguise it's less-than-sturdy nature: velveeta.

Velveetability is NOT cheetobility.

 

[Coyote]

If a man offers you his cheeto....what's the proper protocol?

Depends on whether or not you are interested in the aforementioned cheeto.

Well...if it's genuine....my interest is rather high.

 

[Coyote]

He's been scarce...I think you scared him off..I know it wasn't the whips!

Ah, he's always been a skittish one.

*sigh*

Ready to go kumquat hunting again, Coyote?

hmmm....what did we do with the kumquat nets?

 

[Phoenix]

Well...if it's genuine....my interest is rather high.

Then you should inspect it closely for any defects.

 

[Coyote]

Well...if it's genuine....my interest is rather high.

Then you should inspect it closely for any defects.

You mean like....holes or something?

 

[Phoenix]

hmmm....what did we do with the kumquat nets?

Ummm ... the Sea Hag had 'em last I knew. She was looking to capture a few Navy boys.

You know, if we can't find my previous kumquat, we may have to get me a new one.

 

[Phoenix]

You mean like....holes or something?

Ummmm ... I think so.

Maybe we should ask cheetoMan.

 

[Coyote]

hmmm....what did we do with the kumquat nets?

Ummm ... the Sea Hag had 'em last I knew. She was looking to capture a few Navy boys.

You know, if we can't find my previous kumquat, we may have to get me a new one.

New ones are hard to come by you know...they're a protected species...in fact...that may be the only one left....

 

[Coyote]

You mean like....holes or something?

Ummmm ... I think so.

Maybe we should ask cheetoMan.

Methinks the cheetoMan confuses Velveeta with Cheeto and, well...I'm a purist. I have strict standards ya know.

 

[Phoenix]

New ones are hard to come by you know...they're a protected species...in fact...that may be the only one left....

Well, either my kumquat is here, or some of his relatives are roaming this board. Pretty sure about that. Maybe I can cut one out of the herd for you too.

 

[Coyote]

New ones are hard to come by you know...they're a protected species...in fact...that may be the only one left....

Well, either my kumquat is here, or some of his relatives are roaming this board. Pretty sure about that. Maybe I can cut one out of the herd for you too.

 

[Phoenix]

Methinks the cheetoMan confuses Velveeta with Cheeto and, well...I'm a purist. I have strict standards ya know.

Velveeta's no good. Too soft.

And I do realize you have very high standards. It only makes sense in this day and age.

 

[alan1]

Well...your hands are on it...but there is a distinct lack of cheetobility there....

in fact...I question whether it's yours in the first place and not some cheesy contrivance

I have lots of cheetobility, thank you very much.

According to Factcheck.org....it's faux....a processed cheesefood product with a stiff application of flourescent orange dust designed to cleverly disguise it's less-than-sturdy nature: velveeta.

Velveetability is NOT cheetobility.

Look sweetcheeks, you gotta see the whole package.
MountainMan is similar to hillbilly
What we have here is a MountainMan cheeto
which is cheetobility when you contract the words. Try and keep up.

 

[Phoenix]

I'll show you how to handle him, of course. They can be a bit nasty if you don't work with them.