Prometheus = God of Stinky Hollwood Crappola

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    Warning: I'm about to save you the trouble

    Apart from the fact that a squid saves the heroine, the movie SUCKS.

    Typical Hollywood: Evil Old White Capitalist, his blond, blue-eyed robot, and his blonde, blue-eyed daughter played by Charliz Theron (who doesn't have a nude scene) try to destroy the world.

    They are foiled by a woman who gives herself an abortion.

    The black Captain of the Earth Ship destroys the Alien Ship which is flown by a Giant White Skinhead. Sadly Obama (opps...sorry) dies in a Huge Explosion whilst standing between his remaining, loyal crew, an Asian and a Hispanic.

    Enough said.
     
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    The days of "To Have and Have Not" and "The Man who Knew Too Much" are long gone.

    A crying shame.
     
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    Not enough said:

    THE ENDING SPOILER:

    The ALIEN, you know the one from the movie, THE ALIEN, pops from the abdomin of the dead Giant White Skinhead?

    WTF????:cuckoo:
     
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    Not to mention the days of paying $2 to get into a matinee.

    :mad::mad::mad:

    $16.00 to see this shit in 3D:confused:
     
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    I haven't seen Prometheus yet, but that sounds like exactly what should happen based on the first Alien....maybe when I see it I'll understand what you are bitching about. :)
     
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    Wait for the DVD rental.

    I expect it will be out next week.
     
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    Grossed $50m this weekend. Second place.
     
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    Thanks for the warning!
     
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    Well, thanks.

    Misery loves company; I'm please I wasn't the only one duped into shelling out $ to see this shit.
     
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    Yeah, the critics have been ripping this movie a new chest cavity. So much potential, only to turn out to be an astronomical letdown.

    Every movie review I have read goes something like this, "This movie's script has enough plot holes to drive an intergalactic spaceship through, and the characters are as stupid as a bag of hammers, but see it anyway for the visual beauty of it."

    That pisses me off, but should not surprise me any more, I guess. Movies have become so utterly dependent on special effects and technology that an actual story is seen as an inconvenience.

    This is what passes for creativy in Hollywood these days: "It's been two minutes since the last craptacular explosion. That's way too long."
     
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