Project Darklight: Computing Capitalists

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Does consumerism and media culture remind you of the film Cinema Paradiso?

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A host of American celebrities began hosting camping experiences in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey for students in junior high schools such as Voorhees Middle School [VMS]. These camp experiences were meant to encourage students to think positively about the proverbial 'American Dream.' The celebrities who served as camp-counselors told the camping-students about the 'fun' of modern media and capitalism and general 'trendy daydreams.'

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The camp was held throughout the year but during times when weather was agreeable. The camps were called Daydream Dollhouse, and the camping-students brought their own gear and nestled in pre-designed lodges arranged by camp managers in the Pine Barrens. Since the Pine Barrens were home to all kinds of spooky tales, some celebrity counselors such as Johnny Depp and Madonna told stories about strange creatures/entities such as the cryptic Vertigo, a beautiful witch who lived in the forest and gave her 'victims' dizzying spells (to dissuade them from the American Dream!).

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Daydream Dollhouse became so popular that an American horror-film maker decided to create a movie about one of these camps being terrorized by the iconic fictional hockey-mask wearing psycho-zombie Jason Voorhees. Jason would threaten the celebrity counselors who wanted to make the camp a place for fun fantasies. Celebrity Tom Cruise loved the idea so much that he decided to make a cameo in the film.

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The sudden popularity of Daydream Dollhouse prompted some celebrity counselors to host
'darklight parties' at the camps. These neon-lit tent-parties/gatherings featured great music and fun times and the counselors who were celebrities got to tell the press, "We love engaging with pedestrians who love movies, since, after all, we're sort of like 'commercial diplomats' of the American Dream, right?"

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A deranged Algerian terrorist named Ajay Satan decided to start blogging on the Internet about the dangers of Daydream Dollhouse, claiming that it reminded people of the general American 'obsession' with celebrities and how idol-worship prompted the Devil to control men's minds and lead them to all kinds of capitalism/consumerism excesses such as pornography. Celebrity Kurt Russell, star of the comedy-adventure film Captain Ron, tweeted, "I can appreciate anxieties regarding 'media merchandising,' but Daydream Dollhouse is a perfect commercial (and patriotic) achievement'."

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Since this was the Age of Facebook and Planet Hollywood, and tech-companies such as Apple Computers were designing home-computing experiences designed to make online networking and research feel imaginative and tech-gadgets feel like 'toys,' Daydream Dollhouse became the new Woodstock! People around America were blogging on the Internet, claiming that these 'celebrity camps' and the 'darklight parties' they sponsored reminded people of the 'general fun' of new age networking-oriented pedagoguery. Who would win this complex media-culture argument, patriots...or terrorists?

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Since more and more Hollywood (USA) thespians/celebrities were making imaginative modernism-iconic daydream-themed films and revisionist stories such as The Aviator, Tron, World War Z, and The Dark Knight, it seemed that media was catering to a new consciousness regarding general 'factory optimism.' However, was this cool merchandising or merely junk-food? What would terrorist groups such as ISIS and Cobra say?

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The new artist was the comic book writer, and the new terrorist was the Internet-hacker. Media catered to pedestrian daydreams, and comic book characters such as Catwoman, Green Arrow, and Iron Man reminded people of the intrigue surrounding new age socialization intrigue (e.g., Facebook, Wal-Mart, Wall Street, NASDAQ, Jurassic Park, etc., etc.). Would art create necessary networking-gauged global sanity?

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A Luciferian (Satan-worshiper) living in California who had ties to many celebrities and hosted underground Occult theme-parties intended to celebrate the 'carnal glory' of alternative spirituality decided to capitalize on all this 'media networking' by posting Occultism-oriented homemade comic book art/doodles on the Internet, claiming that pedestrian daydreams catered equally to fantasies/myths and apocalyptic visions/omens. This Luciferian, named Edward Stanford, was a true radical, and he loved America...or did he?

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Stanford's homemade comic book art, usually featuring odd renditions of cherished comic book 'super-villains' and 'minions' such as Marvel's Hobgoblin and Carnage reminded consumers and Internet-readers of the new age fascination with non-mainstream folklore. This was after all a time of great 'sub-culture intrigue' (e.g., MTV, White Castle, Dan Brown, SimCity, etc.). Stanford claimed that the media idealism surrounding the Daydream Dollhouse celebrity-camp 'venture' represented capitalism bravado and an opportunity for radicals to talk liberally about 'anti-social reservations' and perhaps even challenge the 'commercial frills' of TrumpUSA.

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Stanford continued to host his macabre Occult parties for numerous celebrities in Hollywood (including Tilda Swinton and Guy Pearce), while Daydream Dollhouse continued to host multiple 'darklight parties' for its pro-media camp campaign which was equally-endorsed by numerous celebrities (including Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz). There was a complete 'schism' in American society, and eccentric people like Ed Stanford and Ajay Satan loved it. However, the completely 'modern' threat of terrorism continued to linger.

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TRUMP: I'm a fan of Daydream Dollhouse...
CARTER: I personally worry about these Stanford gatherings...
TRUMP: Well, I'm sure there're plenty of normal celebs in California!
CARTER: It seems media makes for much socialization intrigue.
TRUMP: Let's go watch America's Sweethearts on Netflix, Carter.
CARTER: Maybe capitalism itself is engendering all this 'fanfare.'
TRUMP: You gotta be a 'fanboy' in this era, Carter!
CARTER: Yes, I'm a fan of the website, Fanpop.
TRUMP: Have you seen the Woody Allen film, Celebrity (Leo DiCaprio)?
CARTER: It's very perceptive about media-culture 'omens.'
TRUMP: It's similar to Frederico Fellini's La Dolce Vita (Lex Barker).
CARTER: What if capitalism itself becomes a sort of 'video-game,' Mr. President?
TRUMP: In that case, they'll say, "Trump was a pioneer in merchandising."
CARTER: Oh, yes...since Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City) was a 'bright glowstick.'
TRUMP: Hail to today's 'computing capitalists.'


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