Profiles

[MaggieMae]

I was thinkin' more like this....

Dude looks a bit scrawny to me. He quit working out, or what?

Dayum, Gunny.... Didya see what's behind the bottle of Absolut?

Looks like a girlyman to me.

 

[MaggieMae]

We need a fluffer.. where's Charlie bass?

Charles has undoubtedly already seen the pic, copied it, printed and run to the corner with to ... well, you know how it is with Charles.

Nah. He's out celebrating. Just had a sexual position named after him. It's called the Double Bass.

It's a position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

Holy crap. What a convoluted description. We used to just call it doggy fashion. Who's listening anyway?

 

[Gunny]

It was a scene form a Hentai... he's fucking her from behind and we get a see-through view of her reaching up her ass, grabbing his cock, and jacking him off inside her

The caption went to the effect of:

THE ONE: When you're hitting it from behind and she reaches up her ass int her cervix to simultaneously jack you off, you'll kniow

Whoa dude ... lighten up on the graphics, huh? This isn't an adult only site.