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  1. Colin
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    Dear Deirdre,

    I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
    on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when
    I ask their names she always says "just some friends from work, you don't
    know them".

    I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually
    fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think
    deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out
    again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the
    garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street
    when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.'

    When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she
    took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that
    moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack
    where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop
    where I bought it?

    Regards,

    Troubled
     
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    Take both the club and the old back back where you got them
     

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