Probabbly A Good Idea To Avoid This Airline At This Airport

[bitterlyclingin]

The pilot was obviously practicing his "Touch and goes" at this particular Chilean airport after first smashing the wingtip onto the ground. Betcha the sound of all those anal sphincters onboard snapping shut simultaneously musta reverberated like a thunder clap through the economy class cabin.

Passenger Video Shows Terrifying Aborted Landing On Boeing 737

 

[Swagger]

That's nothing compared to what happened onboard Aeroflot flight 593 in 1994.

The relief pilot, Yaroslav Kudrinsky (Russian: Ярослав Кудрински&#1081, was taking his two children on their first international flight, and they were brought to the cockpit while he was on duty.[7] Aeroflot allowed families of pilots to travel at a discounted rate once per year.[5] With the autopilot active, Kudrinsky, against regulations, let them sit at the controls. First his daughter Yana took the pilot's left front seat. Kudrinsky adjusted the autopilot's heading to give her the impression that she was turning the plane, though she actually had no control of the aircraft. Next his son, Eldar Kudrinsky (Russian: Эльдар Кудрински&#1081, took the pilot's seat.[7] Unlike his sister, Eldar applied enough force to the control column to contradict the autopilot for 30 seconds. This caused the flight computer to switch the plane's ailerons to manual control while maintaining control over the other flight systems. The plane did not audibly signal a warning that this had occurred, although an indicator light did come on. It apparently went unnoticed by the pilots, who had previously flown Russian-designed planes which had audible warning signals.

The first to notice a problem was Eldar, who observed that the plane was banking right. Shortly after, the flight path indicator changed to show the new flight path of the aircraft as it turned. Since the turn was continuous, the resulting predicted flight path drawn on screen was a 180 degree turn. This indication is similar to the indications shown when in a holding pattern, where a 180 degree turn is intentional to remain in one place. This confused the pilots for nine seconds. During this confusion, the plane banked past a 45-degree angle (steeper than it was designed for). This increased the g-force on the pilots and crew, making it impossible for them to regain control. After the plane banked to 90 degrees, the remaining functions of the autopilot tried to correct its plummeting altitude by putting the plane in an almost vertical ascent, nearly stalling the plane. The co-pilot and Eldar managed to get the plane into a nosedive, which reduced the g-force they were experiencing and enabled the captain to take the controls. Though he and his co-pilot did regain control, their altitude by then was too low to recover, and the plane crashed at high vertical speed, estimated at 70 m/s (14,000 ft/min).[12] All aboard were killed.

Aeroflot Flight 593 - Wikipedia

 

[bitterlyclingin]

A close friend, who was an A -10 pilot, suggested they must have unlocked the liquor cabinet a mite early. I think you both might be talking about the same crash.