Prison V Work

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Annie, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. Annie

    Annie Diamond Member

    Nov 22, 2003
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    If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make things a little bit clearer.

    IN spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
    AT spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

    IN get three meals a day.
    AT get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN get time off for good behavior.
    AT get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

    IN can watch TV and play games.
    AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN get your own toilet.
    AT share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

    IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT're not supposed to even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
    AT pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON. .... You must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK.........They're called managers.

    So all I have to say is, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE??
    (Have a Good Day at Work! :)
  2. ErikViking

    ErikViking VIP Member

    Apr 26, 2006
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    Stockholm - Sweden
    IN PRISON. .... You bend over to get the s...
    AT WORK.........

    No. Lets not go there. I've learned my lesson.

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