Prince gives man erectile dysfunction, turns kids gay

[wiggles]

03/20/07

Man Claims Prince's Super Bowl Show Gave Him Erectile Dysfunction

The Federal Communications Commission has received bizarre complaints about Prince’s Super Bowl half-time performance.

Official moans and groans received by the FCC, following the televised spectacular last month, include one from a man who claimed the performance left him with erectile dysfunction.

Another woman complained she feared Prince's performance would turn her son gay.

The pop superstar made headlines for a naughty guitar pose he made behind a huge sheet towards the end of his 15-minute performance.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmjDlGgzy0Q[/ame]

 

[glockmail]

But I thought kids were born gay?

 

[wiggles]

yeah so did I

 

[boedicca]

I thought eating Soy products turned kids gay.

 

[glockmail]

yeah so did I

So obviously they are not.

 

[wiggles]

So obviously they are not.

Good lord, man. You seriously think Prince's Superbowl halftime show could turn a heterosexual person into a homosexual person?
Heterosexuality sure is tenuous and fragile, isn't it.

 

[Kagom]

I feel as if my IQ has dropped a few points just from reading that crap.

 

[glockmail]

Good lord, man. You seriously think Prince's Superbowl halftime show could turn a heterosexual person into a homosexual person?
Heterosexuality sure is tenuous and fragile, isn't it.

No, I think the claims are bullshit, actually. I was joking about the irony that gays claim that they were born that way and don't have a choice, yet these fruits make the claim that they turned gay. Both the fags and the fruits want to blame someone else for their personal piss-poor decisions.

 

[wiggles]

No, I think the claims are bullshit, actually. I was joking about the irony that gays claim that they were born that way and don't have a choice, yet these fruits make the claim that they turned gay. Both the fags and the fruits want to blame someone else for their personal piss-poor decisions.

The original article was some ridiculously homophobic and misinformed woman saying she was concerned Prince's halftime show could have turned her son gay.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

03/20/07

Man Claims Prince's Super Bowl Show Gave Him Erectile Dysfunction

The Federal Communications Commission has received bizarre complaints about Prince’s Super Bowl half-time performance.

Official moans and groans received by the FCC, following the televised spectacular last month, include one from a man who claimed the performance left him with erectile dysfunction.

Another woman complained she feared Prince's performance would turn her son gay.

The pop superstar made headlines for a naughty guitar pose he made behind a huge sheet towards the end of his 15-minute performance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmjDlGgzy0Q

Wait until Ted Nugent does the Superbowl Halftime Show. After his performance, zoo animals will be poached, the Michigan PTA will evolve into a militia, and the NRA will become the third major political party. For reals.

 

[glockmail]

Wait until Ted Nugent does the Superbowl Halftime Show. After his performance, zoo animals will be poached, the Michigan PTA will evolve into a militia, and the NRA will become the third major political party. For reals.

Except for the zoo thing, it sounds awesome.

 

[wiggles]

Wait until Ted Nugent does the Superbowl Halftime Show. After his performance, zoo animals will be poached, the Michigan PTA will evolve into a militia, and the NRA will become the third major political party. For reals.

Kids will start going around in pelts, like little cavedwellers. Loincloths will be distributed as school uniforms.

 

[glockmail]

Kids will start going around in pelts, like little cavedwellers. Loincloths will be distributed as school uniforms.

Now that's my kind of rock n roll!

 

[jasendorf]

Wait until Ted Nugent does the Superbowl Halftime Show. After his performance, zoo animals will be poached, the Michigan PTA will evolve into a militia, and the NRA will become the third major political party. For reals.

Ted's really more of a bow guy... last time I saw him in concert he pulled out a bow during the middle of the show and shot a stuff deer hanging from the ceiling a couple times with it.

 

[jasendorf]

Kids will start going around in pelts, like little cavedwellers. Loincloths will be distributed as school uniforms.

WANGO TE TANGO!!!!! ONE TWO TRES QUATRO!!!!

 

[Puddles]

Some people have no shame or dignity, do they? Blaming a pre-existing erectile dysfunction on a pop star...clearly an attempt to save face after disappointing his partner yet again...lmao

No, I think the claims are bullshit, actually. I was joking about the irony that gays claim that they were born that way and don't have a choice, yet these fruits make the claim that they turned gay. Both the fags and the fruits want to blame someone else for their personal piss-poor decisions.

Geez, both your reading and comprehension skills are severely lacking, even in bold you have trouble,here are I'll make the text bigger, you can't miss it now :

Another woman complained she feared Prince's performance would turn her son gay