Priest, Rabbi and Minister

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    The local Priest and Minister had a weekly fishing trip. Every week, they'd go to the same lake and fish together. One day they decided to invite the local Rabbi along. They all three got in the boat and rowed into the middle of the lake and started fishing. Pretty soon the Priest got up and said "oh Lord, gotta go, gotta go" and with that, he got out of the boat, walked across the top of the water and went behind some bushes. He came back a few minutes later.

    Sometime after that the Minister said "Oh Lord, gotta go, gotta go," and he got out of the boat, walked across the top of the water and went behind the bushes.

    Not long after he came back, the Rabbi said "Oh Lord, gotta go, gotta go," and he got up, stepped out of the boat and sank. He scrambled back into the boat and said louder "Oh Lord, gotta go, gotta go" and stepped out of the boat and sank again.

    At this point the Priest leaned over the Minister and whispered "Do you think we ought to tell him where the rocks are?"
     

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