NSA Claims Chinese Spies Baffled by Trumpās Outwitting Attempts to Listen in on Golf Conversations.
"It appears the Jineses purchased and then modified several boxes of Trump brand golf balls by inserting tiny listening devices," said Javier Secreto Chief Mar a Lago Security Officer. "We were not initially suspicious because the tiny transmitters donāt appear to affect the ballsā flight characteristics, but Trump Balls are notorious for their inferior performance, and our caddies generally refer to them as āTrump mamar.ā"
Chinese Spymaster Xi Fi Ru confirmed the ballsā worthlessness. "Our transmitters first rate, but Trump use ten twelve maybe fifteen balls at same time. No do this in golf. Sometime ball in sand, another ball in water, then he put new ball on grass, one time he shit ball out asshole in toilet. Impossible to follow. Very ingenious."
"It appears the Jineses purchased and then modified several boxes of Trump brand golf balls by inserting tiny listening devices," said Javier Secreto Chief Mar a Lago Security Officer. "We were not initially suspicious because the tiny transmitters donāt appear to affect the ballsā flight characteristics, but Trump Balls are notorious for their inferior performance, and our caddies generally refer to them as āTrump mamar.ā"
Chinese Spymaster Xi Fi Ru confirmed the ballsā worthlessness. "Our transmitters first rate, but Trump use ten twelve maybe fifteen balls at same time. No do this in golf. Sometime ball in sand, another ball in water, then he put new ball on grass, one time he shit ball out asshole in toilet. Impossible to follow. Very ingenious."
