President declares National Day of Gloating

[Dot Com]

he earned it
Obama Declares National Day of Gloating : The New Yorker

“It would not be productive for this nation, going forward, to crow about our victory over political adversaries,” he said in a nationally televised address. “So let’s get it all out of our systems today.”

Immediately after the President’s speech, loudspeakers outside the White House blasted “We Are the Champions,” and the national day of gloating began.

In addition to a ticker-tape parade, the day’s events will include a screening on the Mall of a clip reel of Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s marathon Senate speech, punctuated by sad trombone sounds.

 

[Stephanie]

I just wonder when he will declare a day for people to be idiots?

 

[bodecea]

he earned it
Obama Declares National Day of Gloating : The New Yorker

“It would not be productive for this nation, going forward, to crow about our victory over political adversaries,” he said in a nationally televised address. “So let’s get it all out of our systems today.”

Immediately after the President’s speech, loudspeakers outside the White House blasted “We Are the Champions,” and the national day of gloating began.

In addition to a ticker-tape parade, the day’s events will include a screening on the Mall of a clip reel of Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s marathon Senate speech, punctuated by sad trombone sounds.

As good as satire gets!

(Someone tell Steph it was satire, ok?)

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Where is the satire?

 

[bodecea]

Where is the satire?

And they say Conservatives have no sense of humor.

 

[YWN666]

I just wonder when he will declare a day for people to be idiots?

Why do you need a special day?

 

[bodecea]

I just wonder when he will declare a day for people to be idiots?

Why do you need a special day?

Cuz she's special......

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Where is the satire?

And they say Conservatives have no sense of humor.

Who are "they"? LOLberal media punidts?

I'm not a conservative, Black and White Mindy.

 

[Dot Com]

yep, someone tell Steph that its satire

 

[TakeAStepBack]

it is? Sounds plausible to to me.

 

[Dot Com]

The New Yorker does this all the time apparently

 

[Katzndogz]

I just wonder when he will declare a day for people to be idiots?

I want to see the Two Minutes of Hate!

 

[Stephanie]

I'm sorry but that was stupid

but I hope writer of that "unfunny" has salve for their knee's

 

[JakeStarkey]

I just wonder when he will declare a day for people to be idiots?

That was the day the TeaPs shut down the government.

 

[HenryBHough]

I just wonder when he will declare a day for people to be idiots?

That was the day the TeaPs shut down the government.

No, you're confused.

(surprised, anyone?)

It was the day immediately following the 2008 election. But he did it with a genuinely grateful (though grating) smirk.

 

[Dot Com]

Two-term, African American, President prevailed AND McConnell got a 'tucky kickback" Things just don't get any better than this.

 

[driveby]

he earned it
Obama Declares National Day of Gloating : The New Yorker

“It would not be productive for this nation, going forward, to crow about our victory over political adversaries,” he said in a nationally televised address. “So let’s get it all out of our systems today.”

Immediately after the President’s speech, loudspeakers outside the White House blasted “We Are the Champions,” and the national day of gloating began.

In addition to a ticker-tape parade, the day’s events will include a screening on the Mall of a clip reel of Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s marathon Senate speech, punctuated by sad trombone sounds.

Another form of segregation lead by a democrat....

 

[Dot Com]

oh neat...

 

[gallantwarrior]

he earned it
Obama Declares National Day of Gloating : The New Yorker

“It would not be productive for this nation, going forward, to crow about our victory over political adversaries,” he said in a nationally televised address. “So let’s get it all out of our systems today.”

Immediately after the President’s speech, loudspeakers outside the White House blasted “We Are the Champions,” and the national day of gloating began.

In addition to a ticker-tape parade, the day’s events will include a screening on the Mall of a clip reel of Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s marathon Senate speech, punctuated by sad trombone sounds.

Forgetting one really important point...not only has every single one of us lost, so have our children, their children, and every subsequent generation to follow.
Well, at least we are all finally equal. Equal losers, that is.

 

[gallantwarrior]

I'm sorry but that was stupid

but I hope writer of that "unfunny" has salve for their knee's

Chapstick for their lips and Prep-H for their butts, 'cause they're gonna need it as much as the rest of us.
Damn, I hate those 60-grit condoms!