What the heck: -Bin Laden dead. -Lilly Ledbetter law passed. -Auto industry thriving. -UE going down. -Stock Market going up. -Al Qaeda on the run. -Gaddafi slabbed. -Pirates misted. -Financial industry coming back. -New forms of energy coming online. -Russian sleeper cell ousted. -Spook ops effectively introducing Iranian nuclear servers to the term "Virus". -Our Allies like us again. -Iraq war over. That work? Grandpa?