Pres. Donald News Source Revealed - Backs of Cereal Boxes

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    In a stunning White House leaked secret intelligence report, it was revealed that President Donald gets most of his daily news from reading rhe backs of cereal boxes. Supposedly, while stuffing himself with bowls of cold cereal during tweeting and trips to the bathroom he gets his self-briefing and worldly knowledge. Brand names of cereals are not known and being kept secret. Is he a Corn Flakes kind of guy or a Fruit Loops guy?
     
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    I would have thought he was a Lucky Charms guy since his Presidency is Magically Delicious.
     
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    More accurate than the MSM. Thanks. At least he isn't cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
     
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    Nah, Fruit Loops is Trump's cereal of choice.
     
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    Proof troll?
     
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    Only a moron would ask that question. Oh wait!
     
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    No proof is exactly right. You scum never have any proof of you bat shit crazy lies.
     
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    Good heavens. What an unhinged lunatic. Talk about a snowflake. You make a joke and you loons go off the deep end. Better find your safe space loon or stay off the politics forums.
     
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    This is the political satire forum.
     
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