"Cool story bro" time:
My wife went to a small christian college. And like most college age kids, she was interested in partying, but going to that school made them become more creative.
She had 1 or 2 bottles of manischewitz in her dorm room, and convinced the dorm mom that she practiced communion with her and her room-mate in order to get closer to God.
Does it count as communion if you drink 2 bottles in a night?
that's great... lol. it counts if you toast g-d each time.
during prohibition, the only liquor that was 'legal' was wine for religious services... so catholics and jews were the only ones with legal liquor until prohibition was repealed.
yay us!
Yay!
I knew I was Catholic for a reason!
beats the need to convert next time they outlaw alcohol!