Predict this election's "October Surprise"

[Cowman]

National emergency, elections 'suspended'...

You would love that, but it isn't going to happen. Moron.

 

[xsited1]

Predict this election's "October Surprise"

It will be revealed that Mitt Romney has two wives, one of whom is Michelle Obama.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Predict this election's "October Surprise"

October 24, 2012

October BOMBS​

"October Surprises just aren’t what they used to be.

Carnival barker and Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump (R-Absurdity) set the gossip mill churning this week when he declared he would make a “major announcement” about President Obama. “It’s very big — bigger than anybody would know,” he told Fox News Channel.

A betting house set 250/1 odds that Trump would prove that Obama is from another planet, and 500/1 odds that he would announce that he is Obama’s father. The disclosure that Obama is not American was a relatively safe bet, at 2/5 odds.

But Trump surprised them all by announcing . . . absolutely nothing."