Post one excuse you heard for Obama's poor debate performance

You can't get more fucked up than this

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or this

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Anniversary sex before the debate.

He lost his stamina...

Is it really true that they tell fighters to abstain from sex before a fight??

An area that is associated with myth and misinformation is the topic of sex before athletic events. Plato wrote in 444B.C. that Olympic competitors before races should avoid sexual intimacy. In 77 AD, Pliny the Elder wrote to the contrary that: "Athletes when sluggish are revitalized by lovemaking." Thousands of years later the controversy continues. Muhammad Ali was opposed to sexual intimacy and would abstain for weeks before a title bout. However, "Broadway" Joe Namath, the Hall of Fame quarterback from the New York Jets was a proponent of sex, lots of it, before a football game. Both of these athletes were at the top of their games; so what is the truth and what is the advice for our readers who are weekend warriors?

Athletes and their coaches have long perpetuated the theory that sex before competition zaps energy. Scientists who have investigated this topic (what a great area to conduct research!) report that there is no physiological evidence to suggest that sex before competition is bad. In fact, some studies suggest that pre-sports sex may actually aid male athletes by raising their testosterone levels, for example.

It is unclear, however, what psychological effects sex may have on an athlete's performance. Some scientists suggest that abstinence could help some athletes concentrate better...
 
Anniversary sex before the debate.

He lost his stamina...

Is it really true that they tell fighters to abstain from sex before a fight??

An area that is associated with myth and misinformation is the topic of sex before athletic events. Plato wrote in 444B.C. that Olympic competitors before races should avoid sexual intimacy. In 77 AD, Pliny the Elder wrote to the contrary that: "Athletes when sluggish are revitalized by lovemaking." Thousands of years later the controversy continues. Muhammad Ali was opposed to sexual intimacy and would abstain for weeks before a title bout. However, "Broadway" Joe Namath, the Hall of Fame quarterback from the New York Jets was a proponent of sex, lots of it, before a football game. Both of these athletes were at the top of their games; so what is the truth and what is the advice for our readers who are weekend warriors?

Athletes and their coaches have long perpetuated the theory that sex before competition zaps energy. Scientists who have investigated this topic (what a great area to conduct research!) report that there is no physiological evidence to suggest that sex before competition is bad. In fact, some studies suggest that pre-sports sex may actually aid male athletes by raising their testosterone levels, for example.

It is unclear, however, what psychological effects sex may have on an athlete's performance. Some scientists suggest that abstinence could help some athletes concentrate better...

Thank you, Encyclopedia Brown.:lol: ;)
 

Google is my friend...
 
I heard it was somehow the other guy's fault. Romney cheated. Romny lied. It could not possibly be because Obama plainly sucked.

Obama told at least two whoppers during the debate, but you don't hear Romney fell on his face because of them.

I say to the people who say it was because Romney lied or cheated the same thing I say to the UnConservatives infecting the GOP: If you lose, it is because you just suck that bad.

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The President says, privately, that the ball took a bad hop and, anyway,

the sun got in his eyes and besides that,

the dog peed on his homework so how could he study?

Also, he didn't know it was going to be on the Debate.
 

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