Post-Apocalypse Pet Care Business Booming

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    Been looking for a way to cash in on this. Been thinking about it ever since I let the Y2K oppotunity slide by. :cool:
     
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    With Rapture rapidly approaching it is time to consider your pets. Some believe Saturday is the day, others think next year, in any case time to prepare. See information below so you can ascend happily.

    "You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

    We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."

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    Genius.
     
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    I have to get a piece of that action. I think I'll put an ad in the Enquirer.
     
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    I'm selling Zomie killing survival guides.

    The kit is just a liiiittle extra.

    aslo be sure to inquire about my other fabulous products;

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    I knew Disney were liars.

    All Dogs DON'T go to heaven.
     
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    A fool and their money are soon parted.
     
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    Is this a joke??
    I know there are a lot of people who love their pets like they are their children, but for fuck's sake....if something drastic is happening, saving my pet probably isn't going to be first on my list~
     
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