Post a real funny true story, share your good mood with everybody!

[Stratford57]

Well. there are 3 things which help us in this world: the nature helps us to live, religion helps us to survive and humor helps us to come through our troubles.

Let's forget that depressing politics for a few minutes and have a little bit of fun, I'll start.

A Russian guy was able to confuse a salesman in German sex-shop. He was buying a rubber woman and asked a salesman: "Where is your fitting room?"

(The story was told by Michail Zadornov)

 

[Stratford57]

Three drunks were riding a bicycle-made-for-two (in Russia) and a policeman yelled to them: "Please, stop!"
"Sorry, buddy, we can't take the forth passenger,"- they yelled back while passing him.

(Told by Michail Zadornov)

 

[miketx]

I came, I saw, I fell on my ass.

 

[Stratford57]

A girl has been feeding her boyfriend with spaghetti which he loved a lot. He kept asking her for the receipt and she wouldn't tell him. One day he was in her kitchen alone and decided to find it out by himself: he found a pack of spaghetti, ketchup and a couple of dog cans. And there was only one problem: his girlfriend NEVER had any dogs.

(Told by Michail Zadornov)