Not along ago I was at a gas station pumping gas and up drives this middle aged women in a Mercedes. She jumps out of her car, gives me a quick evaluation and offers up a snoody look. Bitch, I'd spent the morning doing my yard work in grubby clothes. She quickly proceeded to the porta potty with a rather discussed look on her face, uppity bitch. She closed the door which slowly opened back up, revealing her wiping down the seat. She then dropped her slacks and so forth and sat down. Then, of course she realized the door was wide open but alas in was too late, bombs were dropping, she could do nothing but let nature take it course. I just laughed, smiled and waved... sweet revenge.