Discussion in 'Humor' started by Abishai100, Aug 25, 2018.
i mostly get women who are getting paid to advertise a site or something.
My Two Dads
I like images/stories of captaincy-superheroes marshaling/guiding young superheroes. For example, Batman leads a group of idealistic younger superheroes known as the Young Justice League (YJL). Batman helps these younger crusaders appreciate why modern media access to unlimited information/stimulation must be balanced by temperance, just as an older-and-wiser guardian should!
BATMAN: Our mission is partly to ensure 'responsible consumerism.'
YJL: Yes, healthy capitalism means responsible consumerism.
BATMAN: After 9/11, the world's been on edge about capitalism praises.
YJL: The destruction of the World Trade Center was traumatic!
BATMAN: We don't want kids to access pornography on the Internet.
YJL: Yeah, kids like to treat the Internet like a toy.
BATMAN: Supervision and parental-controls create securities and ethics.
YJL: They're teaching a Yale course on ethics in media.
BATMAN: Anyone see the film The People vs. Larry Flynt?
YJL: That's a terrific biopic referencing pornography/censorship!
BATMAN: I want you young superheroes to be 'cheerleaders' of ethics.
YJL: You know it's kind of challenging to completely refrain from cotton-candy.
BATMAN: Well, that's your job, so don't fail!
YJL: We can handle it!
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