Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

[get_involved]

Bless him.

Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels | The Onion - America's Finest News Source








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[JW Frogen]

It is pretty bad when you go to confession and you tell the priest "you first".

*Not mine, can't remember where I heard it.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

It is pretty bad when you go to confession and you tell the priest "you first".

*Not mine, can't remember where I heard it.

I think it's worse when like CrusaderFrank, you have to tell the judge you kept going back for s'more.

 

[Xenophon]

Acceptable levels?

 

[DiamondDave]

The Onion... nuff said... should be in the humor subforum

 

[editec]

What's with the commercial embedded in this thread?

 

[blastoff]

Maybe if they set a low quota on the number of queers allowed into the seminaries they could eventually get to even more acceptable levels, regardless of how much more attractive little boys are these days.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

The Onion... nuff said... should be in the humor subforum

another maude wannabe?

gawd, this place is full of assholes.

 

[uscitizen]

Acceptable levels?

Yepo my thought as well.
I have Zero tolerance for pedophiles and think it ought to be legal to shoot em.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Maybe if they set a low quota on the number of queers allowed into the seminaries they could eventually get to even more acceptable levels, regardless of how much more attractive little boys are these days.

yep. they should balance it out with heterosexuals with arrested development in the pscho-sexual areas...


problem is, lots of Catholics pawned their weird children on the church. Lots of those ped Priests come from good Catholic families with deep dark secrets

btw, some of the peds rape children of both sexes.

did you go back for s'more?