I am waiting for Ezra Klein to eat a copy of the Constitution and tell us if its binding and I am waiting for 60 Minutes to wind down and I am waiting for a presidential debate moderator to crack wise with Chris Christie and I am waiting for Old Media to request end-of-life counseling and I am really waiting for the Associated Press to screw up and forget to spin a story I am waiting for Nova to report a major extinction event involving NPR and PBS and I am waiting and I am waiting for Saudi Arabia to endow the Al Jazeera Chair at Columbia University School of Journalism and I am really waiting and I am waiting for Rachel Maddow to interview Dennis Miller and I am waiting for Eliot Spitzer to make a pass at Kathleen Parker on air and I am really waiting for Robert Gibbs to be embarrassed I am waiting for Helen Thomas to lie down in front of an Israeli tank and smirk and I am waiting for Iowahawk and Scott Ott to share a Pulitzer prize for political harpooning and I am waiting for Ray Suarez to schedule his next surgery in Cuba and I am waiting for This Week to be duller next week than it was last week and I am waiting for Eric Holder to utter the words administration of cowards at a news conference and I am waiting for the FCC to monitor thought waves and I am waiting for and I am eagerly waiting for liberalism to be classified as a delusional disorder in DSM-V I am waiting for Dan Rather to become easier to swallow than a ripe habanero chili pepper and I am waiting for the Washington Post to shill for a Republican candidate and I am waiting for Oprah to choose Rules for Radical Conservatives for her book club and I am really, really waiting for more Americans to realize what an extraordinary human being Tony Snow was For the entire rant: Ferlinghetti Isnt the Only One Waiting - Big Journalism