Politics...But This Is Funny Stuff!

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    I am waiting for Ezra Klein
    to eat a copy of the Constitution
    and tell us if it’s binding
    and I am waiting
    for 60 Minutes to wind down
    and I am waiting
    for a presidential debate moderator
    to crack wise with Chris Christie
    and I am waiting
    for Old Media
    to request end-of-life counseling
    and I am really waiting
    for the Associated Press
    to screw up and forget to spin a story

    I am waiting for Nova
    to report a major extinction event
    involving NPR and PBS
    and I am waiting
    and I am waiting for Saudi Arabia
    to endow the “Al Jazeera Chair”
    at Columbia University School of Journalism
    and I am really waiting

    and I am waiting for Rachel Maddow
    to interview Dennis Miller
    and I am waiting for Eliot Spitzer
    to make a pass at Kathleen Parker
    on air
    and I am really waiting
    for Robert Gibbs to be embarrassed

    I am waiting for Helen Thomas
    to lie down in front of an Israeli tank
    and smirk
    and I am waiting
    for Iowahawk and Scott Ott
    to share a Pulitzer prize for political harpooning
    and I am waiting for Ray Suarez
    to schedule his next surgery in Cuba
    and I am waiting for This Week
    to be duller next week
    than it was last week

    and I am waiting for Eric Holder
    to utter the words “administration of cowards”
    at a news conference
    and I am waiting for the FCC
    to monitor thought waves
    and I am waiting for
    and I am eagerly waiting for liberalism
    to be classified as a delusional disorder
    in DSM-V

    I am waiting for Dan Rather
    to become easier to swallow
    than a ripe habanero chili pepper
    and I am waiting
    for the Washington Post
    to shill for a Republican candidate
    and I am waiting for Oprah
    to choose Rules for Radical Conservatives
    for her book club
    and I am really, really waiting
    for more Americans to realize
    what an extraordinary human being Tony Snow was

    For the entire rant: Ferlinghetti Isn’t the Only One Waiting - Big Journalism
     
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    And the beat goes on
     

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