Politically Speaking.Your "Top Ten Things That Need To Be Banned" List.

[JoeMoma]

1-Clothes for pets--No granny, your poodle doesn't need a sweater
2-Braces for adults--Yes, you have a mangy grill...you are an adult now...nobody cares.
3-Third world flags on rear view mirrors--Dont rep the shithole you escaped.
4-Talking to plants--seriously?
5-Glitter on strippers-- "Where do you think I have been?"
6-Excessively obese people on aircraft--If you are going to ooze into my paid space, I want a check.
7-Boiled peanuts--natures testicles
8-Go fast stickers--Yes, it's a Mopar sticker, and you have a Neon.
9-Meaningless Tattoos--"Grandma, who drew on your lower back?"
10-Midgets--If I cant have one...nobody can.

You know, you really have to hand it to midgets!

They are so short, they probably couldn't reach it anyway!

We are suppose to call them little people.

I thought that's what kids were!