Political Humor

[Reasonable]

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Trump has played golf seven times in his first month

 

[Reasonable]

 

[skye]

is this even political ?? LOL

who knows....

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Votto]

is this even political ?? LOL

who knows....

And when you don't know what sex or race you are anymore, that is the price you pay for being a Dim.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Or when you lambaste the Declaration of Independence as an attack on your dear leader you know you used to be an American.

NPR Tweets Entire Declaration Of Independence, Dumbass Conservatives Think It’s An Attack On Trump (SCREENSHOTS)

 

[Wyld Kard]

An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared.

“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. “Since there are three of you, you may have a wish each.”

Pointing at the Mexican, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”

The Mexican said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take everyone of Mexican descent back to our homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”

The genie clapped his hand and the illegal Mexican immigrant was transported to Mexico with millions of “his” people.

Turning to the radical Muslim, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”

The radical Muslim said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Islam! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.”

This genie clapped his hands and the radical Muslim, along with every other Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.

Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”

Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, “Just give me a Pepsi. It doesn’t get any better than this!”

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Auld Phart]

and most vote a straight Democratic ticket.

In Colma, California the dead outnumber the living by nearly 1,000 to 1.

 

[Witchit]

 

[Auld Phart]