Political Humor

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    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama.

    Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

    Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and that asshole Obama took $95.00 in taxes.
     
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    Did God ever get back with you?? :cool:
     
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    lame
     
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    It was joke but to you slicing off David Pearl's head is more humorous, you POS.

    Here we go with SunniMan's standard reply:

    And? :cool:
     
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    Perhaps but not nearly as your Avatar.
     
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    I agree with that..........:cool:
     
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    The murderous advocate of the Ambassador agrees...there's an endorsement. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k]Lighten Up Francis - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    You should spend more time practicing writing jokes and less time using my avatar as a deflection from your bad jokes.
     

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