Political Haikus

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  1. rtwngAvngr
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    The Democrat lies
    As does the false sun at night
    Planning when to flip

    The chief has no plan
    complains the bitter demo
    he has a spine though

    Bush is using fear
    but this implies a big lie
    but the threat is real

    jobs are the issue
    we know they'll come in time, though
    faith in free markets

    we went it alone
    yet with the coalition
    incongruency



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    Hillary does wait
    For the Dems to annoint her
    She wants to be queen
     
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    Arent haikus supposed to have something about nature in the scond line?

    The liberal complains
    that he doesnt like nature
    and now he does

    and heres one I wrote for my english class:
    A lone cow grazes in a field
    she disappears to somewhere
    beef, its whats for dinner
     

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