Police: Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Father With Christmas Tree

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    PARRISH, Fla. — Authorities say a west Florida man who lives with his parents has been arrested on a felony assault charge after he used a Christmas tree as a weapon to attack his father.

    According to the Manatee County sheriff's report, 37-year-old Thomas Edward Lackie was arrested last week after he threw a 3-foot Christmas tree at his father. The tree missed, but Lackie then tried to use the steel base from the tree to strike his father.



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    :lol: gotta be a Democrat,,, 37 lives with parents, throws Christmas trees... yep yep yep! :lol:
     
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    But, what everyone wants to know is..............


    Did he wish him a Merry Christmas?
     
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    he emphatically said,,,, ****k Y** :lol::lol:
     
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    So what's his USMB member ID?
     
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    I think his screen name is:


    Sunni Man



    ( he was mad because he found out his dad bought the tree from a gay jew!)
     
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    It could be any number of lefties,, we'll have to see whose MIA around here... Wonder what bail will be???
     
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    Or some wild righties who were mad someone said "Happy Holidays" to them! :lol:
     
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    Could be! but as you can clearly see it's not me,,, I'm here whining! I'm champion whiner and I wubs Christmas Trees,,, :eusa_angel:
     
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    But if we outlaw Christmas trees only outlaws will have Christmas Trees.

    That's why I say: "You can have my Christas Tree when you can pry it out of my cold, dead, tinsel-lacerated hands."
     
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    Damn, I always heard you were supposed to hit the gas around Parrish and not stop until you were past the Mason Dixon line. :eusa_whistle:
     

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