dmp
Senior Member
Subject: poker player
A clever card player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Bill
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
Dave's very attractive wife, Tammy, wasn't wearing any panties under
her dress!
Shocked by this, upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Tammy followed and asked, "Did you see anything
that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness,
Bill courageously admitted that, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and
moral costs of this offer, Bill confirms that he is
interested. She tells him that since Dave
works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should
be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday.
When Friday rolled around, Bill showed up at Dave's
house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Tammy the
agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed
their transaction, as agreed.
:69:
Bill quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Dave came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon
entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Bill
come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her
throat Tammy answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon.
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she
assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in
fact he did give me $500."
Dave, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Bill came
by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."
A clever card player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Bill
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
Dave's very attractive wife, Tammy, wasn't wearing any panties under
her dress!
Shocked by this, upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Tammy followed and asked, "Did you see anything
that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness,
Bill courageously admitted that, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and
moral costs of this offer, Bill confirms that he is
interested. She tells him that since Dave
works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should
be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday.
When Friday rolled around, Bill showed up at Dave's
house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Tammy the
agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed
their transaction, as agreed.
:69:
Bill quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Dave came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon
entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Bill
come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her
throat Tammy answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon.
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she
assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in
fact he did give me $500."
Dave, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Bill came
by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."
