Subject: poker player A clever card player Two couples were playing poker one evening. Bill accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Dave's very attractive wife, Tammy, wasn't wearing any panties under her dress! Shocked by this, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Tammy followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Bill courageously admitted that, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bill confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday. When Friday rolled around, Bill showed up at Dave's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Tammy the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. :69: Bill quickly dressed and left. As usual, Dave came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Bill come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Tammy answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon. Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500." Dave, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Bill came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."