Poker Playing...

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    Subject: poker player

    A clever card player

    Two couples were playing poker one evening. Bill
    accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
    bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
    Dave's very attractive wife, Tammy, wasn't wearing any panties under
    her dress!

    Shocked by this, upon trying to sit back up
    again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

    Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
    Tammy followed and asked, "Did you see anything
    that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness,
    Bill courageously admitted that, indeed he did.

    She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
    $500."

    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and
    moral costs of this offer, Bill confirms that he is
    interested. She tells him that since Dave
    works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should
    be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday.

    When Friday rolled around, Bill showed up at Dave's
    house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Tammy the
    agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed
    their transaction, as agreed.
    :69: :whip: :boobies:

    Bill quickly dressed and left.

    As usual, Dave came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon
    entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Bill
    come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her
    throat Tammy answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a
    few minutes this afternoon.

    Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
    curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she
    assumed that somehow he had found out and after
    mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in
    fact he did give me $500."

    Dave, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
    wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Bill came
    by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
    He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
    on his way home and pay me back."
     
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    Sounds like an investment banker to me!
     

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