Points to Ponder

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    1. Signed up for an exercise class & was told to wear loose fitting clothes. IF I HAD any loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place.

    2. Why do I swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in the same courtroom?

    3. When I was young, I use to go skinny-dipping. Now I just 'chunk-dunk'.

    4. Why can't the Bible be read in school but it can be in prison?

    5. Wouldn't it be nice whenever in life we messed up we could press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' & start over?
     
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    Enter the Liberals..

    I bet we'll see 5 replies breaking down each point, and offering argument for/against them. In the end, Jim will be pissed, gop_jeff will win the debate, and WonderWench will be banned.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    I only debate in the serious sections... but a commie bastard like you wouldn't understand that, now, would you Darin?!?

    j/k :D
     
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    Golly. I just tho't it was cute
     
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    Why were you so hateful to me? Did you not realize you were in the HUMOR section?
     
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    sorry to offend you, but since it was in the humor section I thought that I could reply humorously.

    Don't take it as a personal attack, it surely wasn't meant to be.
     
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    :soul:
     
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    We're square.
     

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