1. Signed up for an exercise class & was told to wear loose fitting clothes. IF I HAD any loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place. 2. Why do I swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in the same courtroom? 3. When I was young, I use to go skinny-dipping. Now I just 'chunk-dunk'. 4. Why can't the Bible be read in school but it can be in prison? 5. Wouldn't it be nice whenever in life we messed up we could press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' & start over?